Anyway, back to the story. One morning as I come into work, she greets me cuddling & rocking a tiny baby wrapped up in a blanket. I work mornings in Nursery, so it’s not uncommon for there to be a new little munchkin that everyone passes around. She holds it out, & I just automatically take it… I mean, it’s a baby, why not, right? Then she starts giggling wildly. I look down & realize that she handed me one of those creepy-ass baby dolls that look really real, & it’s staring out of the blanket with weird baby doll eyes. I immediately jump back & say “EWW!” while dangling it by its leg. She says “You don’t wanna hold it? I brought it so you could practice!” & giggles again. I hand it back to her & tell her it creeps me out & makes me think of baby corpses. She keeps laughing & is telling the other teachers that she paid $200 for this doll as I escape to put my purse away. She swaddled it & laid it in one of the cribs… kept pulling it out to “trick” people with that maniacal giggle for the rest of the day. She’s a freak. A freak, I tell you.