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Bobby: Sarah, Susanna is in my room! Make her leave! She’s bothering me! Make her stop!
Sarah: Now, Bobby, Susanna is hurrying to get out of your space. Remember, Susanna doesn’t have a mother anymore, so let’s be nice and share.
Bobby: Waaaaa! Fine, I’ll just stay in here and hold my breath until you make her leave. You ALWAYS take her side!
Susanna: Sigh. I’m such an inconvenience to everyone. I’m just going to kill myself as soon as I finish ironing my pants.
Sarah: Now, Susanna, let’s not kill ourselves. Let’s just wait until we get into our new house next week, and if you still want to kill yourself, we can reopen this discussion then.

ARGH.

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