So this morning, I got to work 35 minutes late. THIRTY-FIVE minutes. I’m so gonna get fired. I just feel so disheveled – had weird dreams all night, woke up late, examined my ear and thought it might be embedded (which is something that I read about, and you definitely don’t want to happen to your ear), ran to my car through the pouring rain and then had to go back up to the apt for my freakin purse, finally got on the road, and then passed a stinkin cop on my secret backroad. Argh.

This morning is off to a smashing start.